happy birthday dear

To Be 6 Again!



A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his

wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked

what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still

looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice

big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags

theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park;

the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming

Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours

later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was

reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her

to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with

extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it

was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and

her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and

collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over

his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression

suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you delusional idiot!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is

listening, he is gonna get it wrong.