Saturday, June 30, 2012

Ed and Nancy

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.   

When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few

miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking

her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance

clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.

Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his

soul mate and true love. Every date seemed

better than the last. 

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner

on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy  to a fine

restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting

for their salad, Ed said,   

"I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you.

I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship

continues to the next stage.  So, before I get a box

out of my jacket and ask you a life changing

question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf

nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on

TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and  breathe golf. If

that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better

say so now!" 

Nancy took a deep breath and responded,

"Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you

as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being

totally honest with each other, you need to know

that for the last five years I've been a hooker." 

Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping

your wrists straight when you hit the ball."