Sean is the pastor of a Church of England
parish on the Northern Ireland / Southern
Ireland border and Patrick is the priest in
the Roman Catholic Church across the
One day they are seen together, erecting
a sign into the ground, which says:
TA END IS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
AFOR IT IS TOO LATE!
As a car speeds past them, the driver
leans out his window and yells,
"Leave people alone, you Oirish
religious nutters! We don't need
From the next curve they hear screeching
tyres and a big splash.
Shaking his head, Rev. Patrick says
"Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa," Pastor Sean agrees, then asks,
"Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say,