Monday, September 19, 2011

Daffynitions


 
These fit so well they should be in a dictionary. 


ADULT

A person who has stopped growing at both ends


   

And is now growing in the middle.  


BEAUTY PARLOR


A place where women curl up and dye. 


CHICKENS


The only animals you eat before they


are born and after they are dead. 


COMMITTEE


A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 


DUST

Mud with the juice squeezed out. 





EGOTIST


Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 


HANDKERCHIEF


Cold Storage. 

INFLATION


Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 






MOSQUITO


An insect that makes you like flies better. 


RAISIN


A grape with a sunburn. 



SECRET




Something you tell to one person at a time.




SKELETON


A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 



TOOTHACHE


The pain that drives you to extraction.
 



TOMO
RROW

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 



YAWN


An honest opinion openly expressed. 

And MY Personal Favorite!!
 


WRINKLES


Something other people have, 


Similar to my character lines.

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