Friday, September 16, 2011

Cannibal Menu

 A cannibal was walking through the jungle 

And came upon a restaurant operated by a 

Fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

   +Tourist:                                                      $5.00

  +Broiled  Missionary:                                  $10.00

Fried  Explorer:                                          $15.00

Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:    $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

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