A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLDER:
I forgot the words....
Now on the lighter side
The latest news...
The economy is so bad that...
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street, "
When Bill and Hillary travel together,
they now have to share a room.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.,
I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call
suicidal, they got all excited and asked
if I could drive a truck.