Old Friends (isn't this the truth)
chair with the TV blaring than he or she
does in bed. It's called their "pre-
~Remember when your mother
said, "Wear clean underwear in case you
GET in an accident"?
Now you bring clean underwear in case
you HAVE an accident!
~You used to say, "I hope my kids GET
Now, "I hope they STAY married!"
~You miss the days when everything
worked with just an "ON" and "OFF"
~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem....
were unheard of, and a mouse was
something that made you climb on a
~You tend to use more 4 letter words ...
~Now that you can afford expensive
jewellery, it's not safe to wear it
~Your husband/wife has a night out with
the guys or gals but is home by 9:00
P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P.M.
~You read 100 pages into a book before
you realize you've read it.
~Notice everything they sell in stores is
~What used to be freckles are now liver
~Now that your spouse has retired ...
you'd give anything if he/she would find
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ...
2 of which you will never wear.
~~~~But old is good in some things:
And best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!
It's Not What You Gather, But
What You Scatter That Tells
What Kind Of Life You Have