I got a new cell phone

THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!

This is only for my mature (NOT old!) friends. No one else would understand it.

I just got my new cell phone, and it's one that I can understand, outsmart, and know how to operate!!! I got it at the "Verizon Cell Phone for Seniors store" at the mall! You REALLY have to be MATURE(!) to appreciate THIS.

I know some of you are not old enough to get this, but you can get some old person to explain it to you.

Someone needs a laugh today!!!