Monday, November 7, 2011


Well, A Girl Potato and Boy
Potato had eyes for each other,

And finally they got married,

and had a little sweet Potato,

which they Called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best

for Yam.

When it was time, they told

her about the facts Of life.

They warned her about going

Out and getting Half-baked,

so she wouldn't get accidentally

mashed, and Get a bad name

for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and

End up with a bunch of tater tots

Yam said not to worry, no

Spud would get Her into the sack

and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she

wouldn't stay home and become a

Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise

so as not to be skinny like

her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe ,

Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam

To watch out For the hard-boiled

guys from Ireland and the greasy

guys from France called the

French fries.

And When she went out West, to

Watch out for the Indians

so she wouldn't get scalloped...

Yam said she would stay on the

straight and Narrow and wouldn't

associate with Those high class

Yukon Golds, or the ones from

the other side of the tracks

who advertise their trade on all

The trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent

Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's

Potato University ) so that when

she graduated she'd really be

in the Chips.But in spite of

all they did for Her,

one-day Yam came home

And announced she was

Going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. AndMrs.

Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't

Possibly marry Tom Brokaw

because he's just.......

Are you

Ready for this?


You sure?



Here it is!





Well, A Girl Potato and Boy

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