Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Senior Driver


My neighbor was working in his yard when
 he was startled by a late model car that
 came crashing through his hedge and
 ended up in his front lawn.

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver
 out of the car and sat her down on a
 lawn chair.

He said with excitement, "you appear 
quite elderly to be driving."

"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly.
 "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now 
old enough that I don't even need
 a driver's license anymore.

"The last time I went to my doctor, 
he examined me and asked if I had a
 driver's license. I told him yes and
 handed it to him. He took scissors 
out of the drawer, cut the license into
 pieces, and threw them in the waste
 basket, saying,
'You won't need this anymore,'
 so I thanked him and left!"

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