SENIOR DRIVER
My neighbor was working in his yard when
he was startled by a late model car that
came crashing through his hedge and
ended up in his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver
out of the car and sat her down on a
lawn chair.
He said with excitement, "you appear
quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly.
"I'll be 97 next month, and I am now
old enough that I don't even need
a driver's license anymore.
"The last time I went to my doctor,
he examined me and asked if I had a
driver's license. I told him yes and
handed it to him. He took scissors
out of the drawer, cut the license into
pieces, and threw them in the waste
basket, saying,
'You won't need this anymore,'
so I thanked him and left!"
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