Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.

Frogs are good bass bait.



Knowing the snake couldn't bite me

with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog,

and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to

release the snake without getting bit.

So, I grabbed my bottle of

Jack Daniels and poured a

little whiskey in its mouth. His

eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake

without incident and carried on

                                               fishing using the frog. 

A little later, I felt a nudge

on my foot. It was that snake,

with two more frogs.