Monday, April 8, 2013

Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.

Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me
with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog,
and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to
release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of
Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His
eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake
without incident and carried on
                                               fishing using the frog. 

A little later, I felt a nudge
on my foot. It was that snake,
with two more frogs.

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