Tuesday, March 12, 2013

OH HELL ! .. Let's Offend Everybody !

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
A. To a different bar .

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans On Star Trek?
A . Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 's' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO! '

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...' A
southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this crap.'

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in
the United States

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