Tuesday, March 19, 2013


An Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice  on
reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'...

'What tis Irish Viagra?', she asked.

It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even
taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things

I't wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly
inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was

Just terrible, doctor!

''Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect
was immediate.

He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent cups and tablecloth flying, ripped
me clothes to tatters and took me there and then passionately  on the

T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex wasn't good?'

'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as
I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!

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