Driving etiquette

Driving Etiquette A woman is driving  at night on a narrow country road.   At the same time, a man is  driving in the opposite direction on that same road.  When they narrowly pass  each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly  shouts Donkey! Immediately the  man shouts back. WITCH! The man  laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining  his  speed.   Moral of the  story:  Men never listen and, when  they do, they don't understand one word a woman  says.