Monday, November 26, 2012

Women Drivers

Distracted Driving Incident

Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........


This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a


In a brand new

Doing 65 mph

With her
Face up next to her

Rear view mirror 

Putting on her eyeliner. 

I looked away
For a couple seconds...
to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was 

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup. 

As a man, 

I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I had to put on my seat belt
I dropped

My electric shaver 

Which knocked 

The donut 

Out of my other hand.

In all
 The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car 

Using my knees against 

The steering wheel, 

It knocked 

My Cell P

Away from my ear 

Which fell 

Into the coffee 

Between my legs! 


And burned 

me (ouch)

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers, 

And disconnected an
Important call.

Damn women drivers!

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