Football IQ

Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't 

know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades

 and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."

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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on 

Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.

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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

Drool.

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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to

 change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.

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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.

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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.

One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"

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A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday 

in a tragic horseback-riding accident.

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. ___________________________________________ ___________________________________________

What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player 

dressed in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."

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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.

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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.

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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half

 of his players for the game this week; the

other half will have to dress themselves.

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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.

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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

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What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky

 football player’s life?

Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.