Tuesday, March 29, 2011


To save the economy, in February, 2012,

the new Republican government will start deporting

old people (instead of illegals) in order to

lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

I started crying when

I thought of you.



Well....what can I say?

I'm not going alone!


Is 70 years old.

Today, if Dorothy were to encounter Men with no brains, no hearts, and no courage -

She wouldn't be in Oz -

She'd be in the Florida Legislature.


The Cow an Ant and an Old Geezer,

A cow

an ant

and an old geezer

are debating on who is the greatest of the

three of them. 

The cow said, "I give 20

quarts of milk every day and that's why I

am the greatest!" 

The ant said, "I work day

and night, summer and winter, I can carry

52 times my own weight and that's why I

am the greatest!"

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