Monday, September 23, 2013

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?


                Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter


                Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

                Really? Ya think?

                ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

                Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

                Now that's taking things a bit far!

                -----------------------------------------------------------

                Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

                What a guy!

                ---------------------------------------------------------------

                Miners Refuse to Work after Death

                No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

                ------------------------------------------------------

                Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

                See if that works any better than a fair trial!

                ----------------------------------------------------------

                War Dims Hope for Peace

                I can see where it might have that effect!

                ----------------------------------------------------------------

                If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

                Ya think?!

                -----------------------------------------------------------------------

                Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

                Who would have thought!

                ----------------------------------------------------------------

                Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;Police Suspect Homicide

                They may be on to something!

                ------------------------------------------------------------------------

                Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

                You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

                ----------------------------------------------------------

                Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge

                He probably IS the battery charge!

                -----------------------------------------------

                Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

                That's what he gets for eating those beans!

                ---------------- ---------------------------------

                Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

                Do they taste like chicken?

                ****************************************

                Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

                Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

                ***************************************************

                Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

                Boy, are they tall!

                *******************************************

                And the winner is....

                Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

                Did I read that right?

                ***************************************************

No comments:

Post a Comment