Monday, September 23, 2013

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

                Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

                Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

                Really? Ya think?


                Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

                Now that's taking things a bit far!


                Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

                What a guy!


                Miners Refuse to Work after Death

                No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!


                Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

                See if that works any better than a fair trial!


                War Dims Hope for Peace

                I can see where it might have that effect!


                If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

                Ya think?!


                Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

                Who would have thought!


                Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;Police Suspect Homicide

                They may be on to something!


                Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

                You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?


                Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge

                He probably IS the battery charge!


                Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

                That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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                Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

                Do they taste like chicken?


                Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

                Chainsaw Massacre all over again!


                Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

                Boy, are they tall!


                And the winner is....

                Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

                Did I read that right?


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