Monday, September 10, 2012

The Blonde and the Porch

The Blonde and the Porch

A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn

 some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself

 out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby

 well-to-do neighbourhood. 

 She went to the front door of the first house and asked

 the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

 "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the 

porch" he said. "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 

"How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and

 brushes and everything she would need were

 in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said 

to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch 

goes ALL the way around the house?"

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm

 starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes."

A few hours later the blonde came to the door 

to collect her money..
> "You're finished already??" the startled 

husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint

 left over so I gave it two  coats."

> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket

 for the $50 and handed it to her  along with a $10 tip.

> "Thank you," the blonde said,

 "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a 

> Lexus."

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