Thursday, July 12, 2012

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO.......... >



> Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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> Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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> Arizona Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
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> Arkansas Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
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> California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
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> Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
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> Connecticut Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
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> Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
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> Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> And Our Voting Skills.
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> Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
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> Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
( Death To Mainland Scum, 
     Leave Your Money)
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> Idaho More Than Just Potatoes...
> Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure

Are Real Good

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> Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
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> Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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> Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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> Kansas First Of The Rectangle States
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> Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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> Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism
> Campaign.
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> Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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> Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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> Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
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> Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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> Minnesota 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

> Mississippi Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
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> Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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> Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,

Right-wing Crazies, and
> Honest
 Elections!
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> Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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> Nevada Hookers and Poker!
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> New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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> New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
> I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
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> New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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> New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
> You Have The Right To An Attorney..
And No Right To Self Defense!
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> North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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> North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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> Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan
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> Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing
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> Oregon Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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> Pennsylvania Cook With Coal
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> Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island
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> South Carolina Remember The Civil War?
> Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
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> South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota
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> Tennessee Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
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> Texas Se Hable Ingles
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> Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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> Vermont Too liberal for the Kennedys
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> Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And

Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

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> Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
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> West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really!
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> Wisconsin Come Cut the Cheese!
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> Wyoming
> Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
> Home of Brokeback Mtn.


> The District of Columbia
  The Work-Free Drug Place!
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