Wednesday, May 16, 2012


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of 
pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
 towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet 
and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.. Never
 mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is
 actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times This provides a
 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. 
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom
 and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
 lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
 bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely yours,

The Dog

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