Friday, January 13, 2012

Why men are seldom depressed

Men Are Just Happier People --
Life is simpler for you.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a
water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another
gas station restroom because this
one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think
of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux
People never stare at your chest
when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister,
or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over
in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires
only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest
act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a
Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough..
You almost never have strap
problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles
in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays
its original color..
The same hairstyle lasts for
years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your
face and neck.
You can play with toys all
your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes
-- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter
how your legs look..
You can 'do' your nails with a
pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping
for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
And lastly, men never have to
stop and ask for directions

No wonder men are happier.

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