Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Politics and Newspapers

 1.The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2.The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3.The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however,
like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5.The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind
running the country, if they could find the time -- and if they didn't
have to leave Southern California to do it.

6.The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to
run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.

7.The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't
too sure who's running the country and don't really care as
long as they can get a seat on the train.

8.The New York Post is read by people who don't care who
is running the country as long as they do something really
scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9.The Miami Herald is read by people who are running
another country, but need the baseball scores.

10.The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who
aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it;
but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are
occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped,
minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be
illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy.

11.The National Enquirer is read by people trapped
in line at the grocery store.

Florida Today is read by people who have recently
caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.
No offense Mr Stover.

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