Mrs. Donovan was walking down
O'Connell Street in Dublin when
she met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin'
To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan
And didn't I marry ye and yer
Hoosband two years ago?'
Any wee little ones yet?'
She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
I'm going to Rome next week
And I'll light a fertility candle for ye
And yer hoosband.'
They then parted ways.
Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now,
Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me ,
Have ye any wee ones yet?'
She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles,
Ten in all!'
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'
She replied, 'E's gone to Rome
to blow out yer dooom'd candle.'