Monday, April 4, 2011

We are in trouble...


population of this country is 300 million.


million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the


There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal


Leaving 20 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied

with killing Osama


Which leaves 17.2

million to do the work.

Take from that total the 15.8

million people who work for state and city

Governments. And that

leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given

time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.


1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people

in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the


You and me.

And there

you are,

Sitting on your fanny,

At your computer, reading jokes....

Nice. Real nice.

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