How ALL phones SHOULD be answered!
GOOD MORNING,
WELCOME TO THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
a Christian nation of the free and the
home of the brave.
How may I help you?
Press ' 1 ' for English.
Press ' 2 ' to disconnect until you learn to speak
English like generations who came before you.
And remember only two defining forces
have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ
And the American Soldier.
One died for your soul,
The other for your freedom
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