F16 vs. C-130




A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.


The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly Went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished With a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot Asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?



The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 Pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'



Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?' 



The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked To the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a Cinnamon roll.' 




The moral of the story is....



When you are young and foolish -
Speed and flash may seem a good thing!



When you get older and smarter -


Comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!