Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.

"When in Doubt, Empty the Magazine"

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy by Volume"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"Happiness is a Belt-Fed Weapon"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"

"U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents to Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles at Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil…"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity to Die For their Country since 1775"

"Life, Liberty , and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's a Marine's Job to Arrange the Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be the Peacemakers"

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