Smiles humor and wisdom
Monday, June 23, 2014
EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions :
. If you see a gleam in his eyes, do some baking .
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--
what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
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