Monday, March 10, 2014

Getting Old..............

You're getting old when you don't care where yourSpouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to
Every man.  Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?

Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to
Go anywhere.

Old age is when you have stopped growing at bothEnds, and have begun to grow in the middle.

Old age is having a choice of two temptations andChoosing the one that will get you home earlier.

A man has reached old age when he is cautioned toSlow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you growOlder, it will avoid you.

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