Tuesday, February 4, 2014


Why  do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the  back of the store to get their prescriptions while  healthy people can buy cigarettes at the  front? 

Why  do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a  diet coke?  

Why  do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens  to the counters?

Why  do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our  driveways and put our useless junk in the  garage?


Why the sun lightens our hair, but  darkens our skin?

Why  can't women put on mascara with their mouth  closed? 

Why  don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins  Lottery'? 

Why  is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why  is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do  'practice'?

Why  is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish  washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why  is the man who invests all your money called a  broker?

Why  is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush  hour?

Why  isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why  didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why  do they sterilize the needle for lethal  injections?

You  know that indestructible black box that is used on  airplanes?  Why don't  they make the whole  plane out of that stuff??

Why  don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why  are they called apartments when they are all stuck  together?

If  flying is so safe,   why  do they call the airport the terminal?

 We all need to smile  every once in a while.  

   OH you didn't smile - well how about this  one:

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