Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Why men are such happy creatures . . .

Men Are Just Happier People  – 
What do you expect from such simple  creatures? 

Their last names stays put.  

The garage is all theirs.  

Wedding plans take care of themselves.  

Chocolate is just another snack..  

They can never be pregnant.  

They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.  

They can wear NO shirt to a water park.  

Car mechanics tell them the truth.  

The world is their urinal.  

They never have to drive to another gas station restroom 
 because this one is just too icky.  

They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
 a  nut on a bolt.  

Same work, more pay..  

Wrinkles add character.  

A wedding dress costs $5000.. Tux rental is $100.  

People never stare at their chests when they're
 talking to  them.  

New shoes don’t cut,  blister, or mangle their feet.

They have one mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.  

They know stuff about tanks.  

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.  

They can open all their own jars.  

They get extra credit for the slightest act of 

If someone forgets to  invite them, he or she 
can still be their friend.

Their underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.  

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.  

They almost never have strap problems in public.  

All their zippers are  in front.

They are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.  

Everything on their faces stays its original color.    

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.  

They only have to shave their faces and  necks.

They can play with toys all their lives.  

They have one wallet and one pair of shoes -- 
one color  for all seasons.  

They can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.  

They have freedom of choice concerning
 growing a  mustache.

They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
 on  December 24 in 25 minutes. 

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