Men Are Just Happier People –
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Their last names stays put.
The garage is all theirs.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack..
They can never be pregnant.
They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
They can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
The world is their urinal.
They never have to drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just too icky.
They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay..
Wrinkles add character.
A wedding dress costs $5000.. Tux rental is $100.
People never stare at their chests when they're
talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle their feet.
They have one mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
They know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
They can open all their own jars.
They get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite them, he or she
can still be their friend.
Their underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
They almost never have strap problems in public.
All their zippers are in front.
They are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.
Everything on their faces stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
They only have to shave their faces and necks.
They can play with toys all their lives.
They have one wallet and one pair of shoes --
one color for all seasons.
They can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
They have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache.
They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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