Halloween

     

     

Two  brooms were hanging in the closet and  

  after  a while they got to know each other so  

  well,  they decided to get married. 

One broom  was, of course, the bride broom,  

  the  other the groom broom. 

The bride broom  looked very beautiful in her  

  white  dress. The groom broom was handsome  

  and  suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was  

  lovely.  

After the wedding, at the wedding  dinner, the 

  bride-broom  leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 

'I  think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'  

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.  

Are  you ready for this? 

Brace yourself; this is  going to hurt!  !!  !!  !  

'WE  HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT  TOGETHER!'  

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 Oh  for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least  groan.

Life's  too short not to enjoy... Even these  silly

....little  cute............. And clean  jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

Sounds  to me like she's . . .been. . . sweeping around!!!