Wednesday, August 22, 2012

SENIOR DRESS CODE.


Many of us 'Old Folks' (over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young', we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.
  

Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
    

1. A nose ring and bifocals  
2. Spiked hair and bald spots


3. A pierced tongue and dentures
  
4. Miniskirts and support hose
  
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
  
6. Speedo's and cellulite


7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
  
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
  
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
  
10. Bikinis and liver spots
  
11. Miniskirts and varicose veins
  
And, Most importantly
  
At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts.
  


                                     

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