Thursday, February 2, 2012


Please join me in remembering a great icon of

 the entertainment community. The Pillsbury

 Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection 

and trauma complications from repeated pokes 

in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

 Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their 

respects, including Mrs.. Butterworth, 

Hungry Jack, the California Raisins

 Betty Crocker, the Hostess

 Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. 

The grave site was piled high with flours

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly 

described Doughboy as a man who never knew 

how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly 

in show business, but his later life was filled with 

turnovers. He was not considered a very smart 

cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked 

schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he

 still was a crusty old man and was considered a 

positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, 

three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and 

Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. 

He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second,

 please rise to the occasion and take time to pass 

it on and share that smile with someone else who

 may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

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