Just in case you're planning to do a little cooking.
To keep potatoes from budding,
Place an apple in the bag with the potatoes
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix.
Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,
Use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and
There won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Go to the bakery!
Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting
In the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Celery?
Never heard of it!
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and
Rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Take a lime, mix it with tequila,
Chill and drink!
All your pains go away!
Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use
In casseroles and sauces.
Leftover wine???????
HELLO!!!!!!
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should get used to the idea.
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