Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Holiday Cooking Tips

Just in case you're planning to do a little cooking.

To keep potatoes from budding,

Place an apple in the bag with the potatoes 

Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix.

Keeps in the pantry for up to a year. 

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,

Use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and

There won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Go to the bakery!

Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting

In the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.


Never heard of it! 

Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and

Rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. 

Take a lime, mix it with tequila,

Chill and drink!

All your pains go away! 

Don't throw out all that leftover wine.

Freeze into ice cubes for future use

In casseroles and sauces. 

Leftover wine???????


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should get used to the idea.

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