Friday, October 3, 2014

Missing Wife

A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:

Husband : - I've lost my wife.  She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant : - What is her height ?

Husband: -  Gee, I really never noticed.  Maybe about five feet tall.

Sergeant : - Build?

Husband: -  Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : - Color of eyes?

Husband : -  Never noticed.

Sergeant : -  Color of hair?

Husband : -  Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe red.

Sergeant : - What was she wearing?

Husband: -   Could have been a skirt or shorts.  I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant : -  Did she go in a car?

Husband : -  No, she went in my truck.

Sergeant : - What kind of truck was it?

Husband : -  Brand new Ford F150 with Eco-boost V6 engine special ordered with manual transmission.  It has a custom matching white cover for the bed.  Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's.  Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.……at this
point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.

Sergeant: - Don't worry Bubba.......We’ll find your truck.

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