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Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Nursing home plans
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is
no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do?
plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G), and four
bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians.
This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll
receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating
& air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need
a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?
They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least
as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government
that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.
(And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it) ...
And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any
more income taxes.
Is this a great country or what?
Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week ..
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