humor and wisdom
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones thateveryone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'mwearing my garage door opener.I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blueteeth, I think.You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that peopledidn't like me anyway.I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beercans!I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you stillhave something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it'Pumping Rust'.I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest isfalling into your drawers!When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got acat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case ofan emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor'!I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more asthey get older. Then, it dawned on me. They were cramming for their finals.As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.Enjoy Your Days & Love Your Life, Because Life is a journey to be savored.