Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Bestpatients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountantson my operating table because when you open them up, everythinginside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should tryelectricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librariansare the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I likeconstruction workers...Those guys always understand when you havea few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up whenhe observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..Plus, the head and the rear end are interchangeable.'