Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Church Service

One Sunday morning,

A priest 
decided to
Do something a little different.
He said
'Today, in church, I am going
To say a single word
And you are going to
Help me preach..
Whatever single word I say, 

I want you to sing whatever
Hymn that comes to your mind -- 

The pastor shouted out

The congregation started singing in unison, 


The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began
To sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

The pastor said 'POWER.' 

The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The Pastor said 'SEX' 

The congregation fell into total silence. 

Everyone was in shock. 

They all nervously began to look around at each other 
Afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, 

Way from in the back of the church,
A little old 87 year old grandmother 

Stood up and began to sing

Pass this along and make someone smile today 

Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.
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