A LIVING WILL
I, ____________________, being of sound mind and
body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by
artificial mens.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the
hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth
grade biology, if their lives depended on it, or
lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the
bills
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask
for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct
my appointed person and attending physicians to pull
the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing', and
call it a day!
Then Have a Drink, IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE
ONE DAY AT A TIME
It is called a HPOA or DPOA.
ReplyDeleteWith you on all but the Martini, Chicken fried steak, & Cream gravy. Mind if I substitute Maker's Mark or Gimlet, Prime Rib rare, and Au Jus sauce? I'd also probably have to add a really great 1/2 lb. burger from "Port Of Call" in NOLA, and Cheesecake with Daiquiri sauce.
Damn, I am an hour behind Y'All.