Rules for Halloween for Seniors:

Now you remember why you are

too old to Trick or Treat :  

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

and you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'

And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'

And you can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full

of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that

doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should

not go Trick Or Treating...

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1. You keep having to go home to tinkle.

No matter, hope you had a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.