The Places I've Been

I have been   in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.  Apparently, you can't go   alone.  You have to be in Cahoots with someone.        I've also never been in   Cognito.  I hear no one recognizes you there.       I have, however, been   in Sane.  They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.    I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and   work.       I would like   to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical   activity anymore.       I have also been in   Doubt.  That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too   often.     I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important   to stand firm.     Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more    often as I'm getting older.     One of my favorite places to be is in   Suspense!   It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old   heart!  At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!       And, sometimes I think I am in   Vincible but life shows me I am not.       People keep telling me   I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been there before!       I have been in Deepdoodoo many   times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there.