Monday, November 28, 2011

Thinking outside the box!


Israel’s new ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security





TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport
security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that
come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you
step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any
explosive device you may have on your person.


Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone,
with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will
also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled
explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
“Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud
to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London .
Shalom!” 


BRILLIANT.


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