A man was walking home alone
late one foggy night, when
behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back
and through the fog he makes
out the image of an upright
casket banging its way down
the middle of the street toward
him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to
run toward his home, the casket
bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the
door behind him.
However, the casket crashes
through his door, with the lid of
the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man
runs.
Rushing upstairs to the
bathroom, the man locks
himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling;
his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket
breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward
him.
The man screams and reaches
for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of
cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough
syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're really ready
for this!!!)
The coffin stops!
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