The Wine Bottle

A woman and a man are involved  in a car

accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning;

it's a bad one. Both  of their cars are

totally demolished, but amazingly neither

of them is  hurt. God works in mysterious

ways. After they crawl out of their cars,

the man is yelling about women drivers.



The woman says,'So, you're a  man. That's

interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,just look



at our cars!  There's nothing left, but

we're unhurt.



This must be a sign from God

that we should be friends and live in

peace for the rest ofour days.'

Flattered, the man  replies, 'Oh yes,

I agree completely, this must be a

sign from  God!   But you're still at

fault...women shouldn't be allowed

to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this,

here's another miracle.

My car is completely demolished  but

this bottle of wine didn't break.

Surely God wants us to drink this

wine and celebrate our good fortune.

She hands the bottle to the  man.

The man nods his head  in agreement,

opens it and drinks half the bottle

and then hands it  back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle,  puts the

cap back on and hands it back to the

man. The man asks, 'Aren't you  having any?'

The  woman replies,  'No. I think I'll just

wait for the police...'





MORAL  OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil wenches.

Don't mess with them