Football and the Blonde

Football    and the Blonde Of    all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best    -- because it makes football make sense!  A    guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first    football game. They had great seats right behind    their team's bench. After the game, he asked her    how she liked it.  "Oh, I really liked it," she    replied, "especially the tight pants and all the    big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why    they were killing each other over 25 cents."     Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you    mean?"  "Well, they flipped a coin, one team    got it and then for the rest of the game, all they    kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get    the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only    25 cents!!!!"