Notes from the edge of life

 Dear Noah, 

We could have sworn you said the ark

wasn't leaving till  5. 

Sincerely,

Unicorns

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Dear  America ,

You produced Miley Cyrus.

Bieber is your  punishment.

Sincerely,

Canada

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Dear  Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know,

let's Yahoo! it..."  Just saying...

Sincerely,

Google

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Dear  2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the

president is black?  Whaa happened?!

Sincerely,

1985

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Dear  Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in  Vietnamese.

Sincerely,

Nail Salon  Ladies

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Dear Ugly  People,

You're  welcome.

Sincerely,

Alcohol

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Dear  World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012.

Our calendars end there  because some

Spanish d-bags invaded our country

and we got a little busy  ok?

Sincerely,

The  Mayans

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Dear White People,

Don't  you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,

Native  Americans

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Dear  Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming.

Karma's a  witch.

Sincerely,

The Titanic 
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Dear  iPhone,

Please stop spell checking all of my rude words

into nice words.  You piece of smut.

Sincerely,

Every iPhone  User 

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Dear Trash,

At least  you get picked up....

Sincerely,

The Girls of  JerseyShore

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