GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story
of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw
a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding,
what would you do?" A thoughtful little girl broke the
hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think
Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young
class memorize one of the most quoted passages in
the Bible - Psalm 23 . She gave the youngsters a
month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited
about the task - but he just couldn't remember the
Psalm. After much practice, he could barely
get past the first line. On the day that the kids
were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of
the congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When
it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and
said proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd, and
that's all I need to know."
UNANSWERED PRAYER
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that
her father always paused and bowed his head
for a moment before starting his sermon.
One day, she asked him why. "Well, Honey,
" he began, proud that his daughter was so
observant of his messages. "I'm asking the
Lord to help me preach a good sermon."
"How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.
BEING THANKFUL
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy,
"So your mother says your prayers for you each
night? That's very commendable. What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS
When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers ,
she would bless every family member, every friend,
and every animal (current and past). For several
weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer,
Kelli would say, "And all girls." This soon became
part of her nightly routine, to include this closing. My
curiosity got the best of me and I asked her, "Kelli,
why do you always add the part about all girls?"
Her response, "Because everybody always finish their
prayers by saying 'All Men'!"
SAY A PRAYER
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner
at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around
the table as the food was being served. When Little
Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said
his mother. "I don't need to," the boy replied. "Of
course, you do "his mother insisted. "We always say a
prayer before eating at our house." "That's at our house."
Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and
she knows how to cook.
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